And if it’s always down, you can get pills to fix it.
Sometimes I just sigh and think to myself, gosh, I wish life wasn’t so turgid and veiny with a huge bulbous head and pre-cum dripping down the shaft.
I wish my life didn’t throw so many hard curves at me. Sometimes I feel like i’m endlessly bouncing around, and it’s not always fulfilling.
And then when life stops being hard it just feels… Too dry? It irritates me.
It’s also short.
bulging, pulsing, aching…
what were we talking about again?
Naked mole-rat
“Life is a naked mole-rat”
Wabafee@lemmy.world
And sometimes, it comes at you fast.
Oh it seems that the great minds of Lemmy think alike
Will the doctor help me if it’s hard for longer than 4 hours? 🥺
And if it’s hard for far longer than it should be, that’s an indication that something is wrong.
It’s hard every morning waking up though
Isn’t there a snake venom that makes it hard for the rest of your life (without antidote)
You might be thinking of one of the Brazilian Wandering Spiders https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoneutria_nigriventer
Was featured in the second part of this brilliant documentary https://archive.org/details/deep_jungle
Presenter runs into one while searching for a spider that had reportedly made off with a chicken (not the same spider).
I always just assumed it was hard for the rest of your penis’ life, and after a certain point without adequate blood flow…
The rest of my penis’ life IS the rest of my life, one way or the other.
Just gonna drop this here:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism
“Imma… Imma jus gonna sit in here for a… for a coupla hours”
If the hard-on lasts for more than several decades call nobody.
2026 begs to differ.
For once, the truth has been told on the internet.
But it’s hard if it’s up and not hard if it’s down?
It’s been up and f everything in sight for a year
