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minus-squareTheGiantKorean@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up25arrow-down1·3 days agoSometimes I just sigh and think to myself, gosh, I wish life wasn’t so turgid and veiny with a huge bulbous head and pre-cum dripping down the shaft.
minus-squareM137@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 days agoHahah, never seen that meme before and this was the perfect context to do so. Thanks for the laugh!
minus-squareFinjaminPoach@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 days agoI wish my life didn’t throw so many hard curves at me. Sometimes I feel like i’m endlessly bouncing around, and it’s not always fulfilling. And then when life stops being hard it just feels… Too dry? It irritates me.
minus-squareStiffy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·15 hours agoWell it’s my actual name too… craziest thing is, i dont have a dick! Stiffenicus is my full name
Sometimes I just sigh and think to myself, gosh, I wish life wasn’t so turgid and veiny with a huge bulbous head and pre-cum dripping down the shaft.
Sometime I wish it was
Hahah, never seen that meme before and this was the perfect context to do so. Thanks for the laugh!
I wish my life didn’t throw so many hard curves at me. Sometimes I feel like i’m endlessly bouncing around, and it’s not always fulfilling.
And then when life stops being hard it just feels… Too dry? It irritates me.
Ok that actually is relatable
Username lines up
Well it’s my actual name too…
craziest thing is, i dont have a dick! Stiffenicus is my full name