Smuuthbrane

Wow, you can’t even say the system sucks.

Raw pickles are best.

Scratchier, Daddy.

No, to get attention you should just ask aboooooh, I see what you did there.

It’s a mobile version of a man cave - a schmuck truck.

If only they could use sperm instead of DDR5…

Too bad invisible beancob isn’t a thing.

You only get that speed after 30s of preparation and conditioning, and it only lasts a few seconds. Burst transmission, indeed.

Each sperm can hold over 37MB of genetic data, so the average ejaculation can deposit over 1100TB of genetic data.

Not quite data center levels.

£1/lb for fresh cat? In this economy??

He was hoping to get some bush, but it all went pear-shaped.

The meeting is about potato allotment, but profits are down so it’s not good news.

And if it’s hard for far longer than it should be, that’s an indication that something is wrong.

How did you domesticate a hippopotamus?

Ask your doctor if Itzrekt is for you.

Side effects may include erectile dysfunction, menstrual cycle inconsistencies, and the enjoyment of British cooking.

Coming soon: TACO night. Again.

An abomination.

GPU can’t handle the heat, get it out if the kitchen.

Oh boy, is ICE going to get busy now.

He needs laser-safe goggles too. Don’t want to go blind while dispatching your nemesis.