This is a shitpost community, but I’m 100% committed to this chart.
Muppet. Fury. Road.
Fuzzy Road
Mad Max: Furry R0w0d
Moving right along.
Footloose and WITNESS ME!
Muppet Interstellar.
"It’s not possible… "
No, it’s necessary.
Muppet Training Day with Kermit and Fozzie
I’d actually go to the movies for this. I never go to the movies.
Well they keep making Godzilla movies. I think I could watch a Muppet Godzilla movie.
I liked the remake of midway but much else. If it’s not featuring muppets and newer then 50 years old, probably doesn’t need a remake
Muppets Hamilton
Heck I just hope they do restart the Muppet Show. The soft pilot was pretty good, actually got me to watch a Sabrina Carpenter performance, and Seth Rogen’s punchability is at an all-time low. Come on Disney. (I hate saying those words)
Muppet centipede? Human centimuppet?
That’s much more wholesome. It’s just all the puppeteers holding hands while wearing Muppet gloves.
But what about all the gender or race swap possibilities?
Muppet Hudson Hawk. Everyone BUT the Hawk is a Muppet.
The musical bits! You genius!
Muppet Fear and loathing in Las Vegas
Starfox 64
Why is there a second “No” after the first “Yes?”
Yeson the first question andNoon the second question both lead to the end nodeDon't botherI posit we could remake some (not all) of the Muppet movies and still get good movies. Not the one with Tim Curry, that one had Tim Curry in it. Can’t be improved upon.
Muppet Treasure Island has been in my top five movies of all time for as long as I can remember. In addition to Tim Curry, it has one of my favorite exchanges in all of cinematic history:
“It just feels weird.”
“What? That Captain Smollet is dead?”
“Yeah, that… and my pants are filled with starfish.”
“…you and your hobbies!”
I knew they couldn’t have thought of this in they own
Putting things in pants that aren’t ordinarily in pants, especially while wearing said pants, it a time-honored trope.
How do we read this chart if we’ve been told we’re a muppet?
Will you feature in the remake? Then yes.
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again:
