Rivermoonwolf

Currently it’s the theme to Inspector Morse.

Apparently it depends on skin colour and the severity of the charges. /s

Worked in a Waffle House 28 years ago. Never had a murder, but did have a rape, beating, two football fan crashouts and a drunk guy yelling at the menu for being disrespectful to his invisible wife. Gods I will never unsee any of that. Worse, I never got tipped. Layer moved to a more dangerous gig : Steak N Shake cook.

Why do you think they hate education so much…?

They not only lack empathy, they fucking despise it. They seriously view it as a sin, which tells me all I need to know about their god.

I laughed way too hard at this.

Schroedinger’s Strait

What could make a man go… neutral?

Mekka lekka hi, mekka heiny ho!

Whew! Glad I got that off me chest!

Can he stay missing? What if we promise not to look?

Slightly off topic, forgive me as I’m somewhat ancient, but why does this image seem somewhat…obscene? I may be overthinking.

As St George the Carlin asked, if God is all powerful, why does he need money?

Short answer : yes

Long answer: by the gods yes

And both will see the light of day before Elder Scrolls VI

One of the things is not like the others…

When these guys say “think of the children!”, it’s usually with their hands down their own pants.

Your foreskin frightens me.

Only a little sugar

I also understand why your dad never came back. 5.1 out of 5

Where may I purchase cowgirl breast milk? Is it free range?