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I just nibble on a bar of soap like a normal person.
Kramer shower salad.
Coffee and a cigarette, usually.
The sandwich I sorta get but the pickle?
What orifice does the pickle go in?
Shower oranges are surprisingly kick-ass. Had a few but gave it up after the novelty wore off and I was just wasting water to have a somewhat more exciting, cumbersome, and probably unsanitary orange.
That sounds good, especially if cold. And you can eat it like an animal and just let the juice go all over your body.
Orange juice for the orange juice god! Orange peels for the
compost pileorange peel throne!You leave the peels at the bottom of your shower until you finish showering so that it smells nice and orangey for the whole time.
but what if you have to participate in an impromptu kart race
Not possible. Everyone knows gamers don’t shower.
Also applies to
Ribs in the shower is a definite timesaver.
Now ribs I can see! They aren’t in danger of getting soggy, and you could string them on a cord and hang them around your neck like a merger of caveman fashion and an adult version of the candy necklace.
That would save on so many napkins!
Crab too.
Beer, wine, or mead in a shower is a good time. This is just… not heresy, but something close.
You like a shower beer…now just imagine adding a reuben. How is it not even better? Do you just not like reubens?
Your shower must be more spacious than mine because I have a hard time imagining keeping it dry. My shower also lacks a sandwich shelf like yours.
Where the hell do you put your beer?
It’s definitely easier to find a random spot to stick a can than it is a full sandwich lol. I can shove a beer (or hard seltzer these days) in with my shampoos if I need to but a whole sandwich ain’t fitting in there
I suffer the indignity of having to open the shower door and reach out to the counter for a sip. I suppose I could do that for a reuben too, but that seems like a bridge too far.
Shower beer vs. Shower beef
Nah, I love reubens even soggy, but I wouldn’t even eat a cubano in the shower and those are even better. Food prep seems like too much prep for a shower.
Are you sure you’re in the shower? … or at a rowdy German Octoberfest and covered in urine?
I mean we all get perverted thoughts, like, “Oh hell yeah, shower burrito” but we need that self control or else the drain is clogged with cheese.
That’s an unfortunate waste of cheese
Learn to eat a burrito cleanly, the cheese should not end up in the drain. Skill issue.
Cotton candy has to be the worst shower snack.
The best is definitely beer.
Take his penis for later study.
Cotton candy in a bath is just like a fancy bath bomb though.
What’s the best thing after a long day’s work? A shower. What’s the second best thing? A beer. Put em together. Magical.
If someone sends me a picture like this, they’re getting a “wellness check”.
radical self-care and whimsical flirting are health beyond health. This person is processing traumas and microbiota beyond mortal ken
I thought that was part of a pickle spear on the shelf below
Oh shit is it not?
Why is nobody concerned about the pickle?
Is it a pickle??That’s a dried up and nasty sponge
That’s a dried up
and nastyspongeLooks like loofah to me.
I think that’s soap?
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Pretty sure it’s a loofah.
Shower beer > shower ruben
There’s nothing stopping you from having both? Live a little!
You’re right, but I prefer a beer instead
The hygiene in this is non-existent.
is it really shower reuben if you aren’t wearing a matching shower cap with your sandwich?
Since we’re apparently doing shower-food horrors, I’m just going to propose Ortolan.
Ortolan is a small songbird that is found in Europe. It is a protected species in many countries due to declining numbers. However, in France, there was a long tradition of capturing, force-feeding and drowning ortolans in Armagnac to produce a dish considered the height of gourmandise.
The fuck is wrong with the French
Best food though
And it’s done traditionally to wear a towel over your head as you eat the entire bird, bones at and all, in one bite…
…to hide from God, who knows what you did.
I’m not joking.
They used a napkin, not an actual towel. The French word for napkin is serviette, which is also the word for towel.
Fuckin eh. Is that worse than foie gras? I don’t even know.
Well ortolan was typically eaten with a napkin covering one’s head, to hide one’s shame from God for eating it.
Rightly so.
Yes. Fois gras involves force-feeding but not drowning.
And there’s already a towel in the shower!
You keep your towel in the shower?
At the far end, elevated to the same height as the shower head. It doesn’t get wet.
