It’s really volume you care about, for filling with syrup.

Dudes. Isn’t it clear we should be talking about assonance here?

No I assume they mean the problem of people being stupid assholes.

Could be. A little char can make things easier to light. But I’ve never tried lighting a greasy dough block, so I don’t know whether it needs help or not.

This sounds like a great idea. I would suggest doing also other things that simulate the brain in other ways, like listening to music (or even playing an instrument), visual stimuli (art, nature), physical motion and coordination activities (dance, sports). You may well already do these things, I just felt I should mention it since our culture is so prone to associating brain with mental logic specifically and forgeting how much these other things involve the brain.

Learning a language is another thing with really strong evidence for brain development /preservation.

That suggests you could mix flour and vegetable oil and maybe dry it into bricks which might be cheaper than donuts usual are. I wonder how dirty that burns…

Mag-cow disease.

Another conspiracy from Big Watermelon.

How do you like the microtransactions?

For some relatively economical and easy smokey meat, make kahlua pork. You just throw a pork butt into a slow cooker / crockpot with salt and liquid smoke and let it cook all day.