those son of a bitches think they can fool us

wait what

ok well the dude is high so he don’t be thinkin about what’s funny or not

now they’re like

how do they read that and are like “hmm yes this doesn’t sound like a group who cusses and sells drugs and shares dick picks”

Well I’m not going to suffer any owchies and if I did then my mommy will kiss it better and put a paw-patrol bandaid on it. and I’m going to wear my superhero cape that gives my extra powers and I have a really good water gun that I’ll fill with ketchup so your shirt gets dirty and you go home crying. and those gorillas you trained in work for me now cause I gave them more bananas than you do and I made a birthday cake for one of their birthdays. and you’re a toilet peepee poopoo head and you smell like farts and you look like a booger. and your mommy is fat* and she forgets to give you new underwear so you wear your old ones, and they have skid marks on them because you’re so poopy!

So are we going to be able to visit Area 51 now? What are we actually going to find; Epstein’s hideout? You know, I don’t think he’s dead. Trumpet probably rescued him. But, that is thoughts from a crazy coworker that’s also a crackhead, so I don’t think he’s very trustworthy.

Obama: “I’m giving free healthcare to those who need it!”

Trumpet: “Be quiet piggy”

can you smell what the rock is cooking?

don’t get what

That “driving into the sunset” part really completes the picture of you escaping that shit. So sorry some asshole ruined a job you liked which had good pay. Shit happens, and you dealt with it accordingly. Much better than I would’ve done.

Tried to buy corn on Amazon but it wouldn’t let me :(

WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS PAIN?!?!?!

Thank you Jean-Jacques Rousseau

now a boss

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well