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MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

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MTZ@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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  • Stiffy@lemmy.world
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    religion joke that not everybody will appreciate so I put it in a spoiler you have been warned

    It’s our lord and savior!

    • MTZ@lemmy.worldOP
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      Plz explain? I posted it and apparently don’t get it.

      • Stiffy@lemmy.world
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        can you smell what the rock is cooking?

      • Stiffy@lemmy.world
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        don’t get what

  • Snapz@lemmy.world
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    That’s not the rock?

    • MTZ@lemmy.worldOP
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      That is, indeed, The Rock.

      • Snapz@lemmy.world
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        Alright, prove it. Fingerprint him.

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          ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

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    That’s dumb. Now every time they can’t find fingerprints on the crime scene they’ll blame you!

    • atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      thats why you try to convince other people to do the same

      maybe says its a tip for success or something

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    Interesting fact, there are some people who don’t have fingerprints, I have a family member that is one of them.

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      Is said family member available to do crime, perhaps?

      • OldGrayDog@lemmy.world
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        Way to old for criminal activities.

    • AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works
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      My mom had a manager who didn’t have fingerprints. When the bank they worked at implemented fingerprint login on the computers it caused a few problems.

  • escapeVelocity@lemmy.ca
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    HOLY SHIT IT BURN !!!

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    Put my hands on the Hai-ba-chee hot plate at Benihana

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