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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 days ago

BIG (like Americans) IF TRUE

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BIG (like Americans) IF TRUE

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FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 days ago
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/43052932

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  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    Maybe that’s how much cheese is consumed daily NATIONWIDE.

    Because even the most body-positive fat-fluencer couldn’t choke down that much cheese in a 24-hour period.

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  • NateNate60@lemmy.world
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    This is false, due to contaminants our air is legally considered dairy in Europe, and thus the average American actually consumes twice this quantity daily

    • frunch@lemmy.world
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      6 days ago

      Got that dairy air 😍

  • gigachad@piefed.social
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    6 days ago

    “Cheese”

    • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      My man if I ate that much cheese I’d be more than full of shit, id be dead from constipation lol

      • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world
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        I ate a whole kilo of cheese once. Spent the next three days giving myself an umbilical hernia trying to get it out. Not even joking.

  • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works
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      ah welcome in. Take a seat.

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        • TheOakTree@lemmy.zip
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          Thanks for not using ‘AI’ for this.

  • Funnynate08@fedia.io
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    this doesn’t look anything like American cheese. WHERE is the plastic? The plastic makes it taste gooder

  • squirrel@piefed.kobel.fyi
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    Please don’t let a sink in ever again

    • Turret3857@infosec.pub
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      6 days ago

      theres a sink at the door

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    Why is it orange?

    • remon@ani.social
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      It’s American “cheese”.

    • NateNate60@lemmy.world
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      Americans associate the orange colour with cheese so it’s more cultural than practical. Other than the fact that some cheese being orange and some not being orange helps tell apart different varieties. For example, bright orange cheese is usually young cheeses that are used to make sauce or for sandwiches. Duller orange cheeses or slightly brown ones are expected to have a more sophisticated flavour (e.g. aged longer or smoked).

      • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        What? That’s all horseshit information if you know anything about cheese. Yellow American cheese sells off the cheddar lie, but white American cheese sells everywhere as well. Any chef anywhere in the world will tell you someone who calls American cheese not cheese is an idiot outside of poshness. It’s all shit for brains bullshit developed for making hate, like hating trans people, gays, gypsys or Jews. There is no difference. All of it is meant to make people dislike others for the name of conquering others.

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          Yeah, it gets fucking annoying to see the Europeans mock American cheese based on their knowledge of Kraft fucking Singles (literally not legally allowed to be labeled cheese, btw) every single time someone mentions American cheese on the Internet.

          There’s some great American cheeses. You just don’t find them wrapped in plastic, next to the butter at the grocery store.

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            You should list some actual varieties then. “American cheese” IS the term for the processed cheese mixture.

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_American_cheeses

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_cheese

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              Kraft is literally not legally allowed to call “Kraft Singles” cheese

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