not shit

Nobody tell 'em

I will gladly admit that’s partially my own wishful thinking. But hey, America is not a monolith, and that fucking moron isn’t dictator yet.

Yep, probably should have said that Trump waking up, rolling some dice, and deciding tariff rates based on that is restrained

Honestly yeah, Republicans not being allowed to burn their hands on the oven is good for them.

My predictions, in no order:

Economy becomes better as there’s finally clarity on what the tariff policy is going forward. Also: no tariffs! This is big, because nobody could plan for the future at all when the policy was whatever Trump feels like that morning. Companies will probably get the tariffs refunded, and they’ll pay themselves fat bonuses while continuing to upcharge consumers.

Europe/our other allies can see this as a sign stating that Trump’s will is not the whole of the law, and he hasn’t won the absolute power he craves. He can be restrained, at least a little. Freer trade means better relations when an orange lunatic isn’t trying to gouge your country economically.

Trump’s ego is hurt, so he’s probably starting a war with Iran unless they give up their nuclear program. Khamenei is also a humiliation-adverse dictator, so a deal probably won’t happen.

Epstein files get further and further from the public consciousness.

Trumpist lawyer when a Democrat elected for competence rather than loyalty walks in the room:

As nice as those anticommercial ideals are, I generally just see shills that enjoy downplaying Russia’s invasion and justifying Iran’s mass-murdering of protesters out of .ml. Some really, really bizarre cyberstalking weirdos too.

Might be survivorship bias because only the assholes get noticed, but .ml has a pretty shitty reputation because of them.

The sun? You mean the eldritch god that gives cancer to everyone exposed to it and blinds those who dare to look upon it?

Bro HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Nah, I’m in Australia, finally something right side up in the internet