Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days agoFinally, a mortal who gets it!lemmy.worldimagemessage-square11linkfedilinkarrow-up143arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up142arrow-down1imageFinally, a mortal who gets it!lemmy.worldGodric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days agomessage-square11linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarehedge_lord@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 days agoHumans say that the sun gives the gift of life, but it’s really just giving them cancer if it sees them for too long. Checkmate mortalists.
minus-squareGodric@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 days agoThe sun? You mean the eldritch god that gives cancer to everyone exposed to it and blinds those who dare to look upon it?
minus-squarehedge_lord@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 days agoThe gigantic orb of burning hate in the sky, high-energy screams raging outward as proclamation of its destiny to eventually devour gaia’s refuge once and for all?
Humans say that the sun gives the gift of life, but it’s really just giving them cancer if it sees them for too long. Checkmate mortalists.
The sun? You mean the eldritch god that gives cancer to everyone exposed to it and blinds those who dare to look upon it?
The gigantic orb of burning hate in the sky, high-energy screams raging outward as proclamation of its destiny to eventually devour gaia’s refuge once and for all?