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Maven (famous)@piefed.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

Im pan so anyone can apply

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Im pan so anyone can apply

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Maven (famous)@piefed.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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    Credit: Definitely not the YMCA

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      eee! my meme!

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          memes are made to be shared comrade

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      • Garbagio@lemmy.zip
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        Got you FAM, mb

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      What am I supposed to do with this confused boner?

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        I’d deal with the boner first and maybe the confusion just sorts itself out in the process.

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    Violet causing a revolution on her own 😭

    • Banana@sh.itjust.works
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      I’m so proud 🥹

    • just_an_average_joe@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Except this may be someone trying to sell things

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    @violet08@lemmy.world you seem to have done something to Lemmy

    I’m not complaining tho, it’s an improvement, there’s not enough hornyposting in most places

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    You misunderstand, if you have sex you will stop being horny (at least for a short time).
    Infinite edging, that’s the game.

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      Tantric -> edging -> gooning -> ??? -> profit?

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        Oldest profit in the world

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      It’s also good with God since finishing is what angers them. It probably doesn’t matter how many people are involved either so long as no one finishes.

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        Those Mormons are onto something with that soaking

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        It probably doesn’t matter how many people are involved either so long as no one finishes.

        There’s a joke about public infrastructure in here somewhere 🤔

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        actually god is fine with it as long as you don’t pull out https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onan

        Edit: changed the link to be more obvious, don’t want people to think i’m linking to filth

      • 𝄞 Inkstain (they/them)𓆩 𓆪@pawb.social
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        Battle royale orgy where whoever cums pisses god off so much they get immediately smitten off the face of the earth

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        Bill Clinton energy damn

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        I knew there would be loopholes in the bible!

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      Yeah those non-horny 5 minutes post sex really give you a chance to think. Too bad I’m too tired to make use of it

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    I think even the prudes are starting to see what a tragedy the demise of Lemnynsfw was, what with the horniness no longer being contained somewhere that they avoid 😄

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      The worst part, imo, is that the NSFW memes community on that instance was starting to gain a little traction after I put in some real effect to post there consistently. Then poof it was gone.

      Then the Discord that I also did a similar thing for that gave me another source of not just porn memes but adult/dark memes in general just closed all of its NSFW channels because they want to grow their server without incurring restrictions due to 18+ content.

      At this rate I’ll only have memes about Linux CLI, fortenight, Roblox and whatever else is deemed safe for 10 year olds.

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        Talk to your kids about Linux! Before somebody else does!

        • Bluewing@lemmy.world
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          Please talk to them! You don’t want them to become Distro hoppers! Unprotected distro hopping could lead to----Arch…

          • thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            btw

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            Hey, don’t distro-hop-shame. Some people like to switch it up, and it’s perfectly ok.

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        Just start posting your nsfw memes around. Make lemmy the horny meme haven you want to see in the world. I for one will upvote nsfw memes.

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      Oohhh, that makes a lot of sense. It’s like a don’t horny open inside chain of events. Poor lil fellers.

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      lemmynsfw is back as fedinsfw.app

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      What happened to It?

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        The only guy with access to the server suddenly disappeared off the face of Lemmy and after a month or two (afair. Might be a shorter or longer period), it stopped working and thus the instance did too.

        The admin of a replacement instance (the name of which escapes me) has since managed to contact the lemmynsfw admin and last I heard it’s functional as an archive but permanently closed for new content.

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          Fedinsfw.app

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        the horniness got everywhere is what

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      lemmynsfw is really bad quality though because it’s almost all onlyfans ads which are bad because they’re done for money and not because they like it, which is why the quality IMHO is really bad.

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    I didn’t come here for the sexy time, I’m asexual.

    BUT I just want to point out that the word “pan” short for “pansexual” is kind of amusing because Pan, the Greek god, is a satyr known for constantly chasing that booty.

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      From that picture, it looks more like booty is chasing him

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      I love this lore as a pansexual and will be saving your comment.

      Also now I will be on the hunt for a patch for my jacket of a painting of Pan for this reason.

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        Decent option for a mascot

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        I gochu fam

        https://www.etsy.com/listing/243515538/pan-greek-god-iron-on-embroidery-patch

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          Oh thats sick, thanks!

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            I go great lengths for a horny banana.

            For reference, I have no idea what that means, but it sounds fun.

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                Oh my!

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      I should visit Greece.

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      You should really try it! Constant frustration, gross smelly people, finding that one person that will force you, treat you like meat, or has no clue what an aftercare is. Did I mention the STI’s? It’s great!

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        I’m glad I’m pretty vanilla. Which I really don’t like that term, vanilla is really complex ingredient in it’s own right. Grown from an orchid which, ironically enough, is the Greek word for testes.

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    Oh look, now you’re hopping on the horny bandwagon?

    Puh-leease, I’ve been horny since before you were born.

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    Isn’t that just the normal, constant state of being? And then once you have sex, you stop being horny for 5 minutes.

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      no

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    https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTZjMDliOTUyc29rYXI3aGR3YmQ1dG5hZDBuNnA4aWk3aXZqcHB6OWdocGxtMDF6MyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/13PVtc14fuW3y8/giphy.gif

    I’m always horny.

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      blackwidow_hulk_smash.mp4

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    According to a study I just invented, an increase in horny posts leads to more hornyness and thus more horny posts. This grows exponentially until a meltdown happens and a so called “bean catastrophy” occurs.

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      Lucky for all of you, I count beans for a living

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        I hope you have a twin sibling, whom you wear pajamas with, and happily bounce down the stairs with.

        …hopefully SOMEBODY gets this.

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          I do like wearing pyjamas

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            Hell yeah brother those teddy bears ain’t gonna chase themselves

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      Im sorry I had to comment what my partner said when I read this comment aloud:

      “You mean the clitastrophe?”

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      “Bean catastrophe” sounds like what happens when my devout Vegan friend goes to bed with her equally vegan, kimchee loving husband. But I’d rate that as being the opposite of horny.

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      Hopefully your study mentions how amazing it is to find one of the very rare* positive feedback loops in humanity!

      spoiler

      *There’s only a handful recognized, like childbirth, clotting, and lactation. I can’t quite recall if arousal/orgasm is considered one. Technically there is a negative feedback that ends them, but the stimulus creates more stimulus for the most part. Morbidly, hypertension and heart failure can also be considered a positive feedback loop.

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    What do you mean “trend”? Blahaj Zone has been horny this whole time, y’all just aren’t keeping up!

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      yeah…but that doesn’t mean anyone wants to have sex with you guys. it’s like highschool all over again.

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      More toothy than horny.

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        Hmmmm, yeah, kinda tru tbh

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    Thank god, sexless puritanism has become a real epidemic, anything we can do to push back against it is a win.

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    Flicking beans is back on the menu I guess

    • 𝕽𝖆𝖉𝖎𝖈𝖆𝖑 𝕽𝖊𝖇𝖊𝖑@sh.itjust.works
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      Beans are always on the menu in all their forms with Lemmy!

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    pick me! i practiced earlier being really horny uwu

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