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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

I'm completely serious

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I'm completely serious

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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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  • DasTechniker@lemmy.world
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    hell of a post to see on the same day i nearly worried my friends into a wellness check

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    But the other question remains: am I bad enough?

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        Lemmy Shitpost-36626260

      • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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        It’s just President Ronnie. They can keep him!

      • hansolo@lemmy.today
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        I’m wearing sweat pants, I can shuffle slowly to save him. But only if I get invited to the White House for a cheeseburger after I kill 9,000 ninjas.

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      You’re not

    • cally [he/they]@pawb.social
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      GIF of The Once-ler from The Lorax captioned "How ba-a-a-ad can I be?"

    • fartographer@lemmy.world
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      Michael Jackson remains dead but is brought up in the chat

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        Place crotch here for real Michael Jackson dance experience!

    • dumbass@piefed.social
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      At sex? Yes.

      • Bazell@lemmy.zip
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        Spying on other people during intimacy moments is considered a bad attitude. 🙃

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    I needed this daily dose of demotivation today.

    • zerobot@lemmy.wtf
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      probably saved me from going manic

      • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.worldOP
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        😘

  • itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml
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    But what if you find One-Eyed Willie’s treasure while you’re there?

    • Rob T Firefly@lemmy.world
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      holds up doubloon

  • teslekova@sh.itjust.works
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    Bit harsh. You OK, OP?

    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.worldOP
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      Just glad you’re not asking if it or I’m AI

    • 1984@lemmy.today
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      Its humor. Are you ok?

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        Good to know you’re okay!

        I’m alright. Definitely on the edge of depression, though, thanks for asking. Probably makes me see things more seriously than otherwise.

        Which could explain me answering your possibly rhetorical question in a shitpost thread. 🤔

        It’s a tough time for a news junkie with an unstable mood. Trying to stop reading it, which is easier said than done. Focusing on shitposts instead of news has been helping. So do not stop! 😄

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          I havent watched news for 15 years, and I would recommend trying it. :) Your mood will improve a lot for sure.

          The entire news thing is designed to make you feel constantly worried, so you are just reacting exactly how its intended. Question is, do you want to continue feeling that way or not.

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    I don’t have to wonder, I know I’m not!

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    I’ve seen Haystack Rock many times. So I’ve got that goin for me, which is nice.

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      Where is Haystack Rock?

      • 👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Just off shore of Cannon Beach, Oregon. A bike ride away from the Goondocks

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        Cannon Beach, OR

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    I thought I was good enough to go out and rent Chronicles of Riddick but I ended up with Chronicles of Red Dick, some movie about dog breeders having to jerk off dogs for sperm. I can’t do anything right.

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    Im better and always have been. :)

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    Adopted wuss? I’m no adopted wuss. I’ll kill you Brand.

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    Iv never wondered, I know I’m not a saint and striving for that will only earn you a life of misery.

    Sometimes you need to be an asshole.

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    That watermark removal attempt…

    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.worldOP
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      I have no idea what you’re talking about

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        Disappointing.

    • Rob T Firefly@lemmy.world
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      Don’t be silly, nobody would try to remove water marks from a beach.

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