Don’t listen to the sign, if you see the unicorn it means you’ve nearly taken the right amount of drugs to level up, keep on trucking soldier!

We cherish our thongs in Australia, we dont use them for fear, thats what a wooden spoon is for.

dealers choice.

pffft, you give him too much credit.

I did this and now I’m legally not allowed to own an animal in the state of Nebraska.

Nah they think he’s the scapegoat to shut us up, but really he’s just the breadsticks at the start of a 3 course meal, gotta save room for the main course, we haven’t even had appetizers yet. .

Crypt keeper: And I thought I looked like a monster… *maniacal laugh* fades to credits.

Its that blue blood.

Nah, hea a predator.

man, people used to give a fuck, now everyones stingy with their fucks and keep lying about having no fucks to give, when I can clearly see your fucks right there!

Its not the fuck I wanted, but its the fuck I got!

hmm, ill take that bet, windows 98 was shit!

so, when do I get fuck?

Huh, so its not just me entertaining myself when I do that.

I always answer headline questions like they were asked to me directly.

Yeah! this is a Star Trek household damnit!

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Now how am I supposed to procrastinate!

cool, I’ll ad that to my list.

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