Monarchy is sooo 1674.
“O ballocks! I’m going to get Epsteined, aren’t I?”
Nah they think he’s the scapegoat to shut us up, but really he’s just the breadsticks at the start of a 3 course meal, gotta save room for the main course, we haven’t even had appetizers yet. .
This would be a good time to learn about Betterirdge’s law!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betteridge's_law_of_headlines?wprov=sfla1
Huh, so its not just me entertaining myself when I do that.
I always answer headline questions like they were asked to me directly.
Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What Do You Hear?
No
These 2 would make the crypt keeper scream.
Crypt keeper: And I thought I looked like a monster… *maniacal laugh* fades to credits.
What you lookin at, smoothskin?
They both opened the Ark of the Covenant while listening to a Memorex tape.
So that’s what peak inbreeding looks like.
Its that blue blood.
The rapiness is showing
Is he a terminator
Nah, hea a predator.
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