If I am only going to urinate and the place has a urinal, stand. Else, sit.
I’ve been a devoted sitter for a while. If you stand, you are peeing on your floor. Maybe not a lot, maybe not even a perceptible amount on any individual trip, but definitely some, and over time, a lot. I’m of the opinion it’s weird to pee on your own floor, and have been enthusiastically lambasted for this on multiple occasions. Some men for example find it unmanly. Which, putting aside for a moment the fact that there is no inherent correlation with manliness and goodness, is bullshit. Unless they stand to pee when pooping, they already pee sitting down on a regular basis. All I’m doing is increasing the frequency of seated micturation.
You’re weird because apparently you don’t clean your bathroom floors.
Sure, microscopic amounts of pee gets on the floor. Then, every couple of weeks you clean your bathroom.
You know that when you flush a toilet you aerosolize a bit of the contents and they drift out and land around the room too. Does that bother you?
Every couple of WEEKS?
Yes?
That’s why you close the lid to flush… That absolutely bothers me, I wear retainers and they clean in a solution on the counter during the day. I don’t want pee on them or my toothbrush!
I’m sorry to tell you this but closing the lid doesn’t stop viral aerosol contamination and it’s been researched https://www.ajicjournal.org/article/S0196-6553(23)00820-9/fulltext
So, it doesn’t stop it, but it definitely helps.
Every toilet I’ve seen has a big air gap under the seat even when the seat is down.
Every mask I’ve worn during covid had gaps all around as well
You were wearing it wrong.
Which is why only an N95 or similar has any benefit for the wearer.
Closing the lid makes zero difference.
I guess I would just say that I feel the acceptable amount for one to pee on their own floor willfully is none. Flushing may present a new issue after the fact, but I can’t see a way around flushing. I can however see a way around electing to pee in a sloppy manner because I’m lazy. Though arguably sitting is famously more comfortable than standing, so perhaps impatient would be more accurate than lazy.
I can’t see a way around flushing
Flushing may present a new issue after the fact, but I can’t see a way around flushing
There is one, embrace the sink. Become a sink pisser, it’s just like a pissoir which you wash your hands and face in!
the acceptable amount for one to pee on their own floor willfully is none
Nobody’s talking about willfully peeing on the floor, we’re only talking about microscopic amounts of pee mist that could drift away from the stream when you’re peeing from 50 cm from the bowl instead of 10 cm from the bowl.
by your own logic, why bother using the toilet, or even having one? Just pee on the floor like a real man. I mean you clean it anyways.
The frequency of cleaning should presumably be proportional to the amount of piss and other unwanted substances making their way onto the floor
I just don’t want to piss on other peoples floor. Its one thing to piss on my floor and for me to clean it up, its another thing to piss on someone elses floor and expect them to clean it up.
So, don’t piss on other people’s floors. Aim better. You can still do that while standing up.
AOE/Splash damage 🤷
If that escapes the bowl, you’re doing it wrong.
Maybe. If only my urethra would mimick those fancy handmade Japanese tea pots.
If you stay seated it’s just your legs that get aerosolized and that’s even easier to wash
Unless you take a bath / shower immediately after using the toilet, you’re then walking around with a thin coating of waste on you all day.
Like you don’t do that just by living.
You guys should never check out videos about how many bacteria and way worse stuff that lives on us, in our ears and so on lol.
If you’re not using a bidet, or wetting up your toilet paper before wiping with it, that happens, anyway.
A lot of short kings don’t have this issue.
If you’re a taller dude, not only do you get backsplash on the floor, but on your legs as well.
You either have to piss straight into the water which is just an obnoxious sound, or you piss on the porcelain and get backsplash.
If you dont believe me, pour some water into a cup normally, and pour some water into a cup from 30cm higher.
Totally. Which highlights another aspect of seated superiority: effort. Peeing while seated is absolutely fool proof. Absolutely no focus required. Why concentrate when you can day dream? And it never goes wrong. You’re never surprised. Post sex, drunk, in complete darkness, tou never miss, ever.
I mean, I’m usually a sitter but sometimes there’s a knot in my back that, well when it relaxes it uncorks the damn dam. Sometimes you gotta do calisthenics to get the juices flowing
Just lean over the toilet tf
Skill issue
As a man, I don’t justify my choice of peeing positions to anyone. I sit or stand if I want to, and anyone who doesn’t like it can fuck off and take their opinions with them.
I too am pro-choice
Sir, please don’t sit in the urinal.
Is this not a free country?
Which country?
I’ve worked in one of those oldhead machine shops where they deliberately don’t have any chairs in the work area because “if you’re not standing you’re not working.” You bet I sat my ass down on the toilet instead of using the urinal.
Sit at home stand in public toilets
Yeah i stand at public toilet too and i always clean the shitstains in the public toilet with my pee
Society appreciates you for your invaluable service!
I wouldn’t, I don’t want to release people’s fecal particles into the air while I’m standing there. I find a clean toilet or I go to a different bathroom
Legend says his ghost still wanders, searching for a clean public toilet, so his spirit may finally be at peace.
That’s what the great outdoors used to be for, but now there are cameras everywhere so I can’t take a pissful peace anymore. I mean a peaceful piss.
Wouldn’t your feet get wet?
Not when you do a handstand.
Wouldn’t your hands get wet?
That’s when you use your pee to propel yourself.
Wouldn’t your pee get wet?
Oops ESL moment. We call the whole room toilet in german xD
Your English was fine, they were being intentionally obtuse.
They’re German, they don’t understand humor :(
No splashback.
No aiming.
Sometimes the tip touches the bowl and you feel like you should get tested… even at home…
Dafuq
If you’ve never had that happen then be glad. But I wonder if you have a big toilet or small pp
Don’t know how the toilets work in your country/neck of the woods, but 'round here there’s a good 8-10 inches clearance between the water and my ass. I ain’t hung like a fuckin donkey.
The tip touches the cheramic inside of the bowl in the upper part of the toilet, not the water
In bathrooms built before 2000 are all too short my tall ass. In the summers my balls would touch the water cuz it is so hot.
It usually isn’t the water, it’s the bowl in front
Probably both
Sitting down is also more quiet. Just dip the tip in the water and go for it.
Ah yes the lemonade percolator, classic.
Wait what? How full does your bowl get???
You’re asking the wrong question
There’s a very specific tuck you have to perform to prevent that while not stopping the stream. The struggle is real.
:(
Sit home, stand elsewhere
Sitter here.
I have toddlers, twins. They get mesmerised by the laminar flow in the wee and try to grab it.
I guess before I had kids I would wonder why the kids are present for this event but toddlers are super busy, super active, and super curious. You can be watching them juggle knives in the kitchen or whatever and decide to just take a moment to go wee and slink away and they just kinda teleport to your location and try to grab your wee stream.
If you’re sitting then you have both hands available to fend off curious hands.
The one trick that I rely on multiple times a day is redirection. “Don’t touch daddies wee” translates to “daddies wee is super interesting”. However, “Look at this amazing square of toilet paper” is received more or less as stated.
You’re lucky they put the knives down before grabbing. Or not, I don’t know your circumstances.
As an owner of girlcock, i do pee while sitting, unless i have to use public restroom, then i pee standing. Public toilets are way to creepy and gross for me to touch them.
girlcock solidarity ✊️
I was kind of pressured by my girlfriend to sit, and in the beginning I didn’t like it because I felt pressured. However, after sitting for a while, I discovered that it’s absolutely the best choice. When you’re sitting, you can empty your bladder more. You’re comfortable, you’re resting, and you don’t have to aim. You don’t have to do anything. You’re just sitting there, emptying your bladder.
Urinators of the world unite! You have nothing to lose, but your pants! ✊
My wife got me to sit too lol. I had never really considered it before, but I’m never going back, unless it’s a public bathroom
When you’re sitting, you can empty your bladder more
I always hear people say this but I have the opposite. I can sit, pee and finish, then stand up, turn around and magically pee a few cl more :-/
I’ve been seeing a girl recently and been trying to sit rather than stand. She owns her own home alone so to me it feels very rude to piss all over the floor and seat, even if its just a drop or two that gets away from the bowl. If i wanna stand so badly I’ll just go with her dogs in the yard.
I’m pretty sure she won’t like you shitting in the yard with the dogs.
I doubt she’d want me standing to that on the toilet either so standing shits are unfortunately delegated to the bathtub and waffle stomp treatment
Grandpappy always said, if a lady doesn’t appreciate a good wafflestomp, then she isn’t worth keeping.
He also insisted Jesus told him aspirin and bacon fat enemas were the cure for cancer, so take his advice at your own peril.
Well the bacon fat does help the aspirin slide in so it makes sense to me.
Yeah, I sit when I pee.
Target practice
After moving into my own house as a teen, I always sit at home. I’m the dude who has to clean the washroom.
At a public place with a urinal, I’ll stand. I always feel weird sitting on it.
This is gonna sound… ok… Here goes… I cannot sit. My penis is so long it hits the bowl. When I poop, I have to hold it up.
I’m not kidding when I say a “big dick” is not fun. It REALLY is not.
So many examples of it not being fun…
Maybe you could start using the adult sized toilets rather than the kiddies ones?
I have actually found that the American ones are filled way too high with water. Like mostly full it’s crazy.
So while I’m not a big guy myself I’ve had a couple really unwelcome dips while sitting down on what are, imho, overfilled bowls.
What I usually do is take a bit of toilet paper and sort of use my hand to park the kit under my butt cheek.
I dunno, I feel like there should be a class for this because now I wonder if I’m doing it wrong.
If this is a toilet that belongs to you, you can adjust the water level in the bowl by changing the valve in the tank so the bowl fills slower and is more shallow when the tank is filled…
You are blowing my mind right now… And I’ve actually installed a toilet.
What is the advantage of having them this full? Avoiding streaks?
I’m not sure, maybe it seems more hygienic?
Ah check, good point :-)
All said in jest. Congrats on the length, sorry about the toilet discrimination. Justice for massive schlongs solidarity.
I find the only advantage of having a big dick is the confidence that comes from having a big dick in a society that values that. Everything else is a pain in the ass.
This is me not feeling sorry for you in the least
Fair enough
This is gonna sound … ok … Here goes: I cannot sit. I got too fat and now my penis looks like a little acorn that points forward. If I sit to pee, it’ll splash directly out through the gap under the seat.
I really need to lose weight, if only so I can get my length back, and not have to tuck it down while cursing what I’ve allowed to happen with my body.
Oh wait. Yeah. I just tuck it down. Then sitting is fine.
Please disregard the above message.
Yeah, but if you forget and don’t tuck, pee goes in your jeans.
Solidarity, fellow acorn bro.
Boo hoo
I had to scroll through dozens of comments to get here
Worst feeling ever, touching the bowl. I stand too
Is your name Biggus by any chance?
Well, no but I do have a friend who is called Biggus. He’s married to Incontinentia Buttocks
Humble brag?
Not really, truly no woman wants it (hurts, cannot ever fully “go for it” always have to hold back.)
So no, be glad with regular. Please.
Just pull above the seat …
I pee sitting. I also wipe sitting.
People who stand to wipe are the real weirdos in my book.
I was stand wiper as a kid cause i never knew any better i guess. Someone told me you could reach around and clean before the cheeks close together and it blew my mind and I’ve never looked back.
Same. It’s so obvious once you do it.
Sit wiping is for casual easy going wiping.
If we’re getting serious, I’m gonna be standing up and spreading the cheeks with one hand.
Sometimes on hot days I’ll just go into a bathroom and give it a good swipe, just to clear the ass sweat out.
Well that’s just good hygiene
You’re a good person. Blessings.
I usually just try to spread cheek on the toilet, using the seat to lock the spread in place
It’s all in the technique
I would do the same but if its a wipe intense situation I just get a lot more done standing.
Do you count the Waddle of Shame? I don’t count the Waddle of Shame, it’s much less intentional.
