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To add to your comment: The Middle East is called „Naher Osten“ (close east) in German. „Der Osten“ (the east) on the other hand refers to the ex-GDR States.

Some of the rules for the use of the long s from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_s

Long s was always used (ſong, ſubſtitute), except:

• Upper-case letters are always the round S; there is no upper-case long s.
• A round s was always used at the end of a word ending with ⟨s⟩: his, complains, ſucceſs
  • However, long s was maintained in abbreviations such as ſ. for ſubſtantive(substantive), and Geneſ. for Geneſis(Genesis).
• Before an apostrophe (indicating an omitted letter), a round s was used: us’d and clos’d.
• Before or after an f, a round s was used: offset, ſatisfaction.

Not at all, it’s a joke about your mom.

I only ever touched one naked lady. That was 16 years ago. I liked it so much, I never touched another one. She seemed to liked being touched by me too and never left.