Caveman

I like the one about eggs and milk.

My wife says “Bring liters of milk, if they have eggs, bring 12” and gets upset when I bring her the 12 liters.

I got another bad one I just made.

A programmer of a fishing app had a rough break-up but all is well because there are plenty of fish in the C.

Java is for kids and C# is for adults because you don’t want the kids to C# edges.

print("I got a funny joke for you, just give me a couple of tries.") 
chars = string.ascii_lowercase + " " 
while true:
    l = random.randint(20, 50)
    print("".join(random.choice(chars) for _ in range(l)))
    print("Ok, the last one maybe wasn't funny but give me one more try")

They drill down to the root of the problem.

In software as long as its not rushed you can quote something, fix it in 10 minutes and deliver it the next day and people will be amazed you finished it in under a day.

Iceland mentioned 🇮🇸

Exactly, Icelandic is basically old norse with a spelling skin and different vocabulary. Most people take an least one class which involves reading old norse like Hávamál. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hávamál?wprov=sfla1

How similar? Here’s the first stanza of Hávamál translated by me just now. All the words are common. Other places like Snorra Edda is also easily readable although Snorri used less common words so there’s more vocabulary to memorise like “röðull” for sun and “gumi” for man.

Gattir allar, aþr gangi fram, vm scoðaz scyli, vm scygnaz scyli; þviat ouist er at vita, hvar ovinir sitia a fleti fyr[b]

Gáttir allar, áður gangi fram, um skoðast skal, um skyggnast skal: því að víst er að vita, hvar óvinir sitja á fleti fyrir.

As a person that is native Icelandic speaker, took Danish in school and speak Dutch it was really fun. I whish they kept going so it becomes more like Icelandic again.

Revanced is alive and kicking guys.

Yeah, but the landscape is pretty harsh for AA games right now. They could easily milk the IP they already have.

The bar was so low. Shadow of the Colossus remaster would have made bank.

I would buy a shadow of the colossus remaster and pay for a DLC for more bosses.

Next phone I get I’ll get fairphone and check the market for an alternative OS at that time. This might be the push that the Linux phone community needs to make it proper and good.

We currently need a KDE phone that they sell where I can buy a KDE phone and support them that way.

The pieces are coming together for Linux notably:

• SPA support instead of apps.
• Waydroid
• Core components such as calling, sim card actions, recording, speakers can be provided by fairphone via drivers.

I’m getting pretty sick of Google and other corpos locking down Android so fuck them, third best phone OS will have to do and I’ll do banking in the mobile browser page.