What about kicking the tires? They’re forgetting to kick the tires!
Oh wow someone’s published my douchebag corporate middlemanger’s calendar
What douchebag corporate manager only beats around the bush for 15 minutes? Their defining characteristic is long-winded bullshit ramblings.
A 10 slide presentation takes 2 fucking hours and it obvious the manager has no fucking clue what they are talking about.
Can you squeeze in “fucking around and finding out”?
And here I am taking up my entire day playing with fire.
You should just fight fire with fire then
I mean, I’ve had days where that is the literal plan.
Bushcraft?
Don’t forget to look the gift horse in the mouth
“Push Someone’s Buttons”
That meeting could have been a dozen emails that start with “Per my previous email.”
Dare to be stupid! Dare to be stupid!
Not me messing around with Jim
Tempted to put this in my work calendar
The second 10am slot should be “knock it before I try it”



