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Cake day: October 13th, 2025

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  • Craig: “What are we doing again?”

    Mark: “We need to practice our luge doubles.”

    Craig: “…”

    Mark: “So I’m gonna need you to lie down on top of me.”

    Craig: “Mark, this is a couch.”

    Mark: “It’s just practice. We don’t have to be moving.”

    Craig: “Mark, you asked me over to watch football.”

    Mark (turns on football game): “Now come over here.”