Because I don’t wanna break my teeth. These days, they’re hard as rock.

gasp “A big poop!”

He’s off to play Highfather in the New Gods movie!

Remember when the worst thing MAGAts could be was racist? Ahh … nostalgia.

There are more than a few shorts blocking extensions out there.

“Wait a minute, sir, I have to call my boss. Walter, do we count dry orgasms?”

Damn hookup culture you young people get up to these days.

Are Republicans still frothing-at-the-mouth-trying-to-get-people-fired for being critical of Smalltooth Gumboy?

I don’t believe that. By 2075, the night sky will be covered by a wall of Muskellites.

I ate a whole kilo of cheese once. Spent the next three days giving myself an umbilical hernia trying to get it out. Not even joking.