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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 hours ago

The Meatstorm

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The Meatstorm

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 hours ago
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    That last text is something to send the husband a propos of nothing

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    It’s a baby shower. Wanda’s meatstorm already came.

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    It must have been a midwesterner texting, its such a polite response to such an unhinged response

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      Might have been Canadian or British. Not everything happens in the US you know.

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        Yes, and also every country has Arby’s and things called “Big Montana” because we all just love and respect the US so much.

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          The Big Montana does kind of sound like something “American” they’d sell in Japan.

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            ‘The Big Rhodes Ireland burger’.

        • [object Object]@lemmy.world
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          Arby’s is present in an odd mix of countries including the aforementioned Canada and Japan, and also Costa Rica, Egypt, Saudi Arabia, South Korea, and Turkey.

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        Blessing beef isn’t legal in Canada or British.

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          But it is in the US?

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            Not only is it legal, it’s strongly encouraged.

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          Halal its not!

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        Psssshhhhhh, not according to the news cycles.

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    Check in if you’re a Xennial and this is your exact flavor of humor…

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      Oh shit! I always just thought I was weird. Nope! Turns out I’m just a Xennial. 83’ represent!

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      Damn

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      Check in if you’re one and have done exactly this to someone who texted the wrong number.

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      Reporting for duty o7

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      Beef flavour?

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      You got me!

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      It’s rare enough to be a good band name.

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    Holy Durango’s!

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    What you’re saying is you have the meats.

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    Don’t fuck this up for me, Sally.

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    Nobody beats our meat

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    I feel sorry for the ham. Not getting blessed, and there’s way more of it.

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    I understand big pot vs 4 packs noodles

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    I’ve seen Wanda naked. Fact is, she already brought the roast beef.

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