We can train our NI (Natural Intelligence) models.

“Rhoden”!?!

Sounds like a foreigner to me!

Huh. Maybe I’ll try it

Nah, you don’t want that. I don’t think the leaf would grind very well and it’s just supposed to be a hint of spice in the final dish.

So if you’re not using the normie OS you’re a criminal? That’s so very fucked up.

What the fuck? I saw that Colorado wanted to implement something like this but really, how do you enforce it? Is it illegal to install Linux now? Even if you enforce it at the login for Windows, what’s to keep someone from installing a browser that doesn’t recognize the curfew?

It’s like these motherfuckers think everyone just “goes online” with their phones and the vertical software stack those entail. And then, what about GrapheneOS?

The cook really should be picking the bay leaves out. No one wants to eat a bay leaf.

First I’ve heard of it, dude. Don’t get your knickers in a twist.

Shock treatment. Barely heat it, not so it’s hot to the touch, but warm and pliable. Then flatten the fuck out of it with something cold. I have aluminum plates for this but you could use some steel that fits in the freezer, or steel with a bag of ice on it. The idea is that we get it pliable, put it how we want it, and then cool it off rapidly to make it stay like that.

Alternate: tell the boss to get a decent walk off mat