“It’s only a problem when it starts hurting us.”

-Republicans

In the future I hope for, the only reason the judicial reform bill wouldn’t have her name on it is because Clarence Thomas exists.

Only if you got the ®

I’m beginning to think MAGA attracts mentally unsound people.

Wish I’d known to look for a decent inherited trust fund program when I was signing up for university.

If you’re so inclined, set up a monthly or annual donation directly to a cause you care about. Then you can ignore those prompts and have a chip on your shoulder about it, and you get the tax deduction instead of Profits Incorporated getting it.

Just garden variety corruption: partying after flying over on a taxpayer-funded private plane.

my cat knows it

See, that’s what we call an appeal to authority

Are you saying parents can’t have porn addictions?

A decent quality animation of the actual scale would be fun to watch. Like, the pin just obliterating Manhattan and the rest of New York trying to take refuge in the places where the head doesn’t make contact with the ground.

Playing the long game.

A number of them beyond reckoning. Thousands.

Tens of thousands.

Breaking News: Inch Given, Mile Taken, more at 11.

So based on the “every accusation is a confession” rule, the intelligence community is going to have to pull White House records for the past week to see who Trump spoke to and what the subject was, and just assume that everything Trump knows about it is now compromised.

They do think through them: they look at the Mussolini one and think “That’s so cool, people will be so impressed if we do the same thing.”

Their brains are broken.

If it’s used for deportations at all, I assume the luxury portions are for DHS agents and the deportees will be in the cargo bay.

That’s why you leave the room to see out the execution of your evil plan, leaving only 1 inept guard behind to make sure the foolish hero dies. Safety first!

I guess I’m compelled not to use Roblox, Reddit or Discord, then.

Correct, they refused to air it not out of fear of the FCC, but out of fear of that Texans might like what Talarico has to say.

I fuckin hate using a treadmill but sometimes it rains or snows. Or both.