QUEEN'S PARK - In the wake of cuts to higher education loans, Ontario Premier Doug Ford has encouraged students "not to pick basket-weaving courses", and instead to follow his example and enrol in the far more lucrative "be born a trust fund millionaire" program.

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  • ceenote@lemmy.world
    22·
    4 days ago

    Wish I’d known to look for a decent inherited trust fund program when I was signing up for university.

    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldEnglish
      14·
      4 days ago

      “Everyone should learn how to manage trust funds,” says scion of billionaire family dynasty mostly known for smoking crack and throwing business cards at people while shouting the n-word.

        • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldEnglish
          7·
          4 days ago

          Sorry, this was Rob Ford, not his brother Doug. There’s no video that I’m aware of, just an apology for…

          “Nobody sticks up for people like I do,” Ford said on March 5, 2014, before unleashing a string of racial and ethnic slurs. “I’m the most racist guy around. I’m the mayor of Toronto.”

          which was anecdotally reported and later confirmed following a late-night bender.