SeductiveTortoise

When I made my first homemade butter I thought I’d start low, melted some of it over my pasta, watched some movie for a while and got so incredibly stoned, I can not remember much of what happened next. My dog decided to take me for a walk, we visited friends having a BBQ (he got a sausage) and I had hallucinations of… sheep? Like I was hearing sheep everywhere apparently and I was barely able to communicate between the giggling.

Through deduction and clever thinking I managed to come to the conclusion that I indeed did not start low, but blasted my head off with some very potent girl scout cookies butter.

The new fuck marry kill consists of three kills, no fucks and definitely no marriages

Me, 15 minutes after eating my first edible: this shit doesn’t do anything! I’ll eat a second one!

Me, an hour later: wheeeeeeee!!! chuckles while flying around saturn

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I am Jack’s love for Fight Club.

I Am Jack’s Complete Lack of Surprise

But…

I’ve got faith of the heart.
I’m going where my heart will take me.
I’ve got faith to believe.
I can do anything.
I’ve got strength of the soul.
No one’s going to bend or break me.
I can reach any star.
I’ve got faith,
I’ve got faith.
Faith of the heart.

I didn’t know the cups, but that design has been all over the 90s and especially the colors. Everything was in those colors. Including fake silk track suits.

Or leaves

Last fall, so many right from the tree. Love 'em

And then some fines on top.

If you are able, you can add “fines” yourself by not shopping there.

I am so pissed I missed her OnlyFans. This was hilarious 💖😂

ME was more like the sucks asser version to Windows 98.

Fucks are expensive, one does not just give the quality ones like candy.