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I dont remember her asking for it

Can one be an ethical deer fucker without having ethically fucked a consenting deer though?

She will ALWAYS have help lol

gets to 1500s:

“I get the gist, I reckon I could do this”

gets to 1400s:

Mary getting impregnated by God in the Bible? Not really forced, but defs not consensual

At least you got to see Eve’s tiddies

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/0694ab31-9867-483c-851e-062efe033db3

bUt iF yOu SeE yOuR wOrKpLaCe lIkE fAmIlY tHeN yOu nEvEr wOrK a DaY iN yOuR lIfE!

What do you mean you dont argue or “debate” online? Whats that supossed to mean? YOU THINK YOU’RE BETTER THAN ME?!"

“When we’re a bit more endearing than usual”

Me: “…go on…”

I miss how i used to think Capitalism was healthy and competition from rival businesses fostered innovation - until they all teamed up against us :(

China blockades Taiwan (or economically chokes them a different way) and Taiwan gives in. No one else steps in coz we want dat lithium for da AI centres from our China Daddy boi

“Expecto patron-”

just fucking riddled with bullets

Me about to leave my ex and thier bullshit - and then i think about that perdy mouth

“This is the police! Hands up you FREAK!”

“…im a farmer”

“omg thats so cool, can i bring my kids to watch and maybe they can try?”

people in the future learning our history

“So this trump guy just trolled everyone for 2 terms and no one did anything? Lame.”

Life is like a penis, its too short

Me because i also only know of one IRA

Dam he got to be a part of a massive sex trafficking ring AND THEN became president and got to hide it. Life is unfair lol