He’s the poster boy of being born in the right county. Everywhere around the globe he would be a laughing stock loser and or in jail. But he happened to be born somewhere where people enable stupid narcissist pedophiles.

No one is using this bike lane, which is convenient, because someone i know bought a very wider truck and we need a wider road.

I remember playing Castlevania 2 back in the days. I never even came close to beating it. I only ever got as far as i did through sheer willpower and spending a shit ton of hours just brute forcing the game. A few years ago, i tried again. I read every conversation in the game and pretty much tried everything before reading a walkthrough. I was stuck at the same part that i was as a child. The solution: take a specific orb, go to a specific wall and crouch for a few seconds. Maybe you can find this out while playing the game, but holy shit these “puzzles” were random.

I really really truly hope before he dies we do find out just how absurdly dumb he is. I know he’s a celebrity and a presidentnd therefore no one ever challenges him on anything, but imagine 2 hours of Donald Trump being asked things like: where is Iran on the map. Name 3 people in the bible. Name 4 planets in our solar system. What is 17x3. It would be so fucking funny to me to see just what kind of braindead ghoul they made their leader.

Someone just nuke his ass first.

PR problem? I love reading about dead terrorists.

Oh boy they are getting SLAMMED now

Just imagine how funny it would be if people would just ditch all that shit.

When it was cheap it was just cheap garbage that destroys the planet. Now it’s expensive garbage that destroys the planet.

Oh no, they get worse the older they get.

I mean the lizard dinosaurs are everywhere. Every toy, movie, even in schools.

I just ordered it. I had a girlfriend a few years ago and she was cleaning out some stuff. She found her old dinosaur stuff and asked me if i wanted it for my nephew. I asked her how outdated the things were. She looked at me pretty shocked and said: they are millions of years old, nothing has changed. I found that pretty funny

They still thank their terrorists. But good to know that are mad about it i guess

Imagine going to the US

Americans hate brown people so much more than him

They had no problem on jan 6.

The best life hacks are always in the comments

I don’t think my kids are terrorist pedophile bootlickers

Soldiers would suddenly make tax free millions while not actually going to warzones. They’d still rape children, like real soldiers

They don’t even look like animal torture 😔