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cm0002@mander.xyz to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 10 days ago

Yet another reason to hate on the worse DB in existence

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Yet another reason to hate on the worse DB in existence

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cm0002@mander.xyz to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 10 days ago
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    The worst DB in existence, not to defend Oracle, is blockchain.

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      Blockchain isn’t a Database, and the worst one is AS400.

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        A400 is at least relational.

        MongoDB on the other hand…

        All data is, or will become, relational.

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      y’all wrong, the worst database in existence is wherever I keep my notes. because every time I write notes I forget where the fuck I wrote them.

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        Isn’t it how all the databases work? Or maybe you should just enable cache for yours.

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      Based on what? It’s top notch for immutability, zero trust, proof of existence, accountability, transparency, uptime, decentralization, network resilience…

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        What about throughput, latency, schema modeling, query load balancing/routing, confidentiality, regulatory compliance, operational tooling? How easily can I write a CRUD or line of business service using it?

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          Also blockchain is append only. So no deletions.

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