I think MSSQL is worse than MySQL (or at least MariaDB)
The name Oracle comes from the codename of a Central Intelligence Agency-funded project Ellison had worked on while formally employed by Ampex.
Nonsense, everyone knows Oracle is an acronym: One Rich Asshole Called Larry Ellison.
I am forced to use Oracle at work. It is, in fact, hot garbage.
What makes it garbage? Compared to postgres
Oh, just getting to the interface where I can run SQL is a pain in the ass. It’s hidden behind Oracle’s terrible UI.
The worst DB in existence, not to defend Oracle, is blockchain.
y’all wrong, the worst database in existence is wherever I keep my notes. because every time I write notes I forget where the fuck I wrote them.
Isn’t it how all the databases work? Or maybe you should just enable cache for yours.
Blockchain isn’t a Database, and the worst one is AS400.
A400 is at least relational.
MongoDB on the other hand…
All data is, or will become, relational.
Based on what? It’s top notch for immutability, zero trust, proof of existence, accountability, transparency, uptime, decentralization, network resilience…
What about throughput, latency, schema modeling, query load balancing/routing, confidentiality, regulatory compliance, operational tooling? How easily can I write a CRUD or line of business service using it?
Also blockchain is append only. So no deletions.
I think we all know it actually stands for One Rich Asshole Called Larry Ellison
Ah, that answers the question “when did oracle become so evil?”
“Become”?
Yeah, from the beginning
Hahaha this is cartoonishly evil, surely it can’t be true!
Next you’ll tell me Ellison invests in creepy life extension projects and gives an insane amount of money to post-fascist politicians!
Don’t forget the support for genocide.
Oracle is not the worse DB in existence. They are a worse company than MS, but I’d much rather be talking to Oracle than MSSQL.
(My go-to is PostgreSQL, tho.)
