Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 8 hours agoThe purpose of many company emails is not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer.message-squaremessage-square15linkfedilinkarrow-up1123arrow-down13
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minus-squareRhynoplaz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up52·7 hours agoGood morning, coworker! Just sending this email to create a paper trail of evidence documenting your ineptitude in completing the task that you were supposed to do last week. Thanks!
minus-squareDevolution@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27·7 hours agoRe: Rhynoplaz Good morning, This email is just to inform you that the task you assigned me a week ago was completed and sent to you via email three days prior. Please see attached email with date of previous submission to you. Respectfully, Devolution
minus-squareslazer2au@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·6 hours agoNot sure why I was included in this email chain, can you please remove me for further replies. Regards, Slazer
minus-squarehelpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·6 hours agoGood morning Slazar, Please do not reply all to corporate email chains. Please send all off-topic communications through our slack channels. Thank you.
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Good morning, coworker!
Just sending this email to create a paper trail of evidence documenting your ineptitude in completing the task that you were supposed to do last week.
Thanks!
Re: Rhynoplaz
Good morning,
This email is just to inform you that the task you assigned me a week ago was completed and sent to you via email three days prior. Please see attached email with date of previous submission to you.
Respectfully,
Devolution
Not sure why I was included in this email chain, can you please remove me for further replies.
Regards,
Slazer
Good morning Slazar,
Please do not reply all to corporate email chains. Please send all off-topic communications through our slack channels.
Thank you.
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