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Well now I’m just gonna be weird EVEN HARDER.

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I’ll make you a deal: If I’m wrong you and I both have to drink.

A flamingo.

Code proof or it didn’t happen.

Extra credit for doing it in Ruby

I used to work at a “Big Data” company that sold browsing data to a ton of companies. One problem the dev team ran into was that the standard ad-blocking plugins that they’d install on their machines also blocked our stuff, so my support team would have to inform them of bugs.

Lots of fun stories from that job.

And has been since at least the Nazis

Does this mean I can personally deny the recognition of other government proceedings? If so, I’m for it.

If you centrally manage things we’ll be right back here in a couple hundred years anyway, so go on with your bad self.

I feel a similar thing when I see people doing absolutely immoral things like denying health care coverage and making tons of money doing it. I’ve been taught all my life that if someone asks for help you help them, so seeing someone getting praised and paid for being an asshole pisses me off to no end.

You lost me at “centrally manage.” That never works out.

Please don’t remind me.

Oh, he definitely is. Those are the dirty, nasty, sinful thoughts he has. And he needs help for them because it’s not right and he’s hurting people.

But what he’ll get is an overly-emotional testimony in a church where he “repents” and pushes those intrusive thoughts even deeper rather than dealing with them, where they’ll fester and he’ll probably do something worse than sniffing dirty underpants.

Not a Republican, but I think I’ve got it figured out.

See, they think everyone has these awful, sinful thoughts that they can’t control. When they see trans people living their lives they feel like those trans people are giving into the nasty, sinful thoughts. Or gay people. Or people in interracial relationships. Or really anyone who’s doing something they’ve been told is a naughty, sinful, deplorable thing that no one should do even if it feels good and hurts no one.

So when they see people accepting others who have dirty, naughty, sinful thoughts they assume we’re okay with sin. The conflict arises because we have a different view of sin that is less self-interested. We’re not about punishing people for doing things that feel good and hurts no one, we want to help the people doing things that feel bad, and let people do things that don’t hurt others.

This makes their brains get hot and when their brains get hot they feel angry.

If you scaled it based on the size of the integer you could get that up to 99.9% test accuracy. Like if it’s less than 10 give it 50% odds of returning false, if it’s under 50 give it 10% odds, otherwise return false.

No, my anxiety is that I can’t properly dry my ass which will leave a wet spot. And nobody ever explains to me how they avoid it.

How does toilet paper drying an ass use less when anytime I try to wipe my ass when it’s wet - after a shower, after being in the pool, etc - it’s a pain in the ass and I end up using more. Toilet paper doesn’t remove water, and just shreds itself. Do I need a blow dryer? Is there some special paper? What happens in a public bathroom with their cheap-ass paper?

What I do know is I’m not dropping a couple hundred bucks to find out that there isn’t actually a solution and I just sort of sit there for fifteen minutes waiting for my ass to dry.

But it’s cool, I’ll just continue in my worldview because I’m not worth the trouble.

But like… how? If I try to dry my ass with toilet paper I don’t get dry and get toilet paper flakes everywhere.

I would love to understand the mechanics of this. Is it different paper?

I just don’t see how it would use less toilet paper if it’s attempting to dry off a wet ass. Wet toilet paper sticks to everything, and barely takes away water.

Maybe if it was a paper towel it would get my ass totally dry without leaving bits of tissue paper on it, but that’s not flushable and would end up being more paper usage for me.

I can imagine a world where my pants aren’t wet. I just can’t imagine one where it uses less paper or doesn’t result in washcloths used only for drying anuses.

Counterpoint: We used to exist without any clothing and saw naked ladies all the time. And naked dudes. And even gasp naked children.

I already don’t use much toilet paper. Do Europeans have chronic diarrhea or something they need a hose every time?

What if this guy had beautiful plumage and we’ll never know that it was the prettiest dinosaur that ever was?