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Comic about being an adult.
Draws character that looks like a 4 year old.
This is pretty much me when I sometimes have extra money for steam games
This is an interesting spelling of “burger”.
Azul is a very silly lady.
sometimes I want two borger and get two borger
Azul’s art just gets cuter and cuter! Don’t know how she does it XD
i want burger. I don’t want to go out the door and talk to strangers today. I can use burger app. I don’t want strangers at my doorstep. No burger for me.
I can haz cheeseburger?
This sent me down the rabbit hole of checking on the status of various meme cats. The news is not good.
Prepare yourself...
Cheezburger Cat died in 2021. Long Cat died in 2020. They both outlived Grumpy Cat who passed in 2019.
Technically, I had remembered that they were all no longer with us before looking them up, but the dates had escaped my memory.
But on a lighter note, it seems that Business Cat may still be with us. At least, I can’t find any mention of him having passed.
Ceiling cat will watch me masturbate forever, you cannot fool me!
A stand up comic had a bit about this that I repeat on occasion. Anytime I want something childish I say Imma get me that childish thing cause I’m a fucking adult, with money!
Unless you have not money or you care about environment since beef is a very carbon production food
Vege borgor
I make frozen borger now. 😕
show this interaction with kids.
go on…
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you can’t just leave your house with kids. they have to come along. cue, 30 minutes of wrangling and 15 minutes of putting them in the car.
then you get to the burger place and the kids bitch and moan that this isn’t “mappy meels”.
so you order your burger, and take off to get your kids a happy meal.
you finally return home two hours after you decided you wanted a burger. get the kids settled in. they open the box and it’s not nuggies. so now the kids are crying, because they have hamburgers instead of chicken nuggets.
so you throw some nuggets in the microwave, and give them to the little shits.
it’s now been 30-40 minutes since you got home, so almost three hours since your craving for a burger. you’re feeling dizzy and irritable because you haven’t ate since breakfast 12 hours ago.
you sit down with your bag burger and open it up. it’s cold. the fries are all dry and limp. with much disappointment you open the wrapper to your burger. it’s a fucking grilled chicken.
you pick up your meal, toss it into the garbage out of rage, and grab a box of ramen.
the ramen is salty because you’re crying into the broth.
Go out? Im to broke to go out anywhere then the grocery store.
Yeah… Assuming you have money to buy the burger…
I mean, if you don’t have money to buy a burger then you have more serious issues to deal with I guess.
Buy now, pay later
~/s~
Or hands to wiggle in excitement.
Or mouth to eat borger
Isn’t it scary tho, that there’s absolutely nobody preventing you from buying like a 1.000 bucks LEGO death star?
If you insist, you can buy it.
On credit, if you’re broke (even scarier).
Hopefully, you’d prevent yourself from doing it! But if you have no impulse control…
was going to say it sad when you want borger and can’t afford borger but your comment reminds me of the fast food payment plan things that show up as news articles every so often. sigh.
The borger place where I had my emotional support borger every week closed down recently =(
My condolences.
