Sir. Haxalot@nord.pub to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoSkeleton takes 1d6 emotional damagecdn.nord.pubimagemessage-square13linkfedilinkarrow-up159arrow-down10
arrow-up159arrow-down1imageSkeleton takes 1d6 emotional damagecdn.nord.pubSir. Haxalot@nord.pub to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square13linkfedilink
minus-squareAeronMelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 days agoWhen people say, “Ew, a skeleton.” but they also have a skeleton:
minus-squarepalordrolap@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days agoWe’re all bags full of bones and offal, but we find very few configurations of that to be acceptable. Fewer still if some of those parts are missing. Try visiting your local abattoir and tell them you won’t leave until you get a bag full of bones and offal and see if you like what you get. (Caveat: This may not apply if you are a manufacturer of haggis.)
When people say, “Ew, a skeleton.” but they also have a skeleton:
You also have shit inside you
Eww
💩 💭 “Ew?”
Skeleton Man! 🎶
We’re all bags full of bones and offal, but we find very few configurations of that to be acceptable. Fewer still if some of those parts are missing.
Try visiting your local abattoir and tell them you won’t leave until you get a bag full of bones and offal and see if you like what you get.
(Caveat: This may not apply if you are a manufacturer of haggis.)