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When people say, “Ew, a skeleton.” but they also have a skeleton:
You also have shit inside you
Eww
💩 💭 “Ew?”
Skeleton Man! 🎶
We’re all bags full of bones and offal, but we find very few configurations of that to be acceptable. Fewer still if some of those parts are missing.
Try visiting your local abattoir and tell them you won’t leave until you get a bag full of bones and offal and see if you like what you get.
(Caveat: This may not apply if you are a manufacturer of haggis.)
I had this happen once when I was in jr high. Someone was teasing a girl and was like “You could go out with <me>!”. She responded with “ew”. It kind of fucked me up for a bit because I was like "yea I’m not very attractive and you don’t want to date me, sure, I understand, but am I gross too?
In jr high I gave a stuffed animal to the girl I liked and she immediately went to the trashcan and threw it out. Kids are cruel.
I feel sorry for the skeleton.
There’s one inside of you right now! 😱
Technically I’m inside of him.
*Touché
