𝜯𝐞𝐡 𝜝𝐚𝐦𝐬𝐤𝐢@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days agoIf you could see one statistic above every person's head, that is updated in real time and never goes away, what would you choose?message-squaremessage-square409linkfedilinkarrow-up1249arrow-down18
arrow-up1241arrow-down1message-squareIf you could see one statistic above every person's head, that is updated in real time and never goes away, what would you choose?𝜯𝐞𝐡 𝜝𝐚𝐦𝐬𝐤𝐢@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square409linkfedilink
minus-squareToiletFlushShowerScream@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up71arrow-down4·9 days agoHow likely they are to have sex with me this very second behind those bushes over there. Good God I’m shallow sometimes…
minus-squarezikzak025@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up94·edit-29 days ago“This stupid stat is broken, it just shows 0 for everybody.”
minus-squareAlexstarfire@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·8 days agoIt was easier to program that way. The odds of it ever not being 0 were too small to spend the resources for a proper indicator.
minus-squareFooBarrington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 days ago“Oh, finally, someone with 20%. Wait… is that a negative sign?!”
minus-squareagamemnonymous@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·9 days agoMy first thought was how attracted they are to me, which I guess is kinda the same thing
minus-squarelonefighter@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·9 days agoThat’s useless, I already know the answer, it’s “not at all”
minus-squareHerbGrower@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 days agoHow willingly would they put up with me for a while?
minus-squareagamemnonymous@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 days agoIt’s more useful for some people. Even then, you never know. Attraction is weird sometimes.
minus-squareSubArcticTundra@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up8·9 days agoRecency of last wank would be an interesting one
minus-squareapplebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·8 days agofriend gets back from the bathroom and their number has gone down near zero
minus-squareCanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 days agoOh shit, I didn’t think of romantic compatibility.
minus-squareHubertManne@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 days agoman its going to drive you crazy when you are really far from those bushes. like in another country.
How likely they are to have sex with me this very second behind those bushes over there.
Good God I’m shallow sometimes…
“This stupid stat is broken, it just shows 0 for everybody.”
Laughs in ugly
It was easier to program that way. The odds of it ever not being 0 were too small to spend the resources for a proper indicator.
“Oh, finally, someone with 20%. Wait… is that a negative sign?!”
My first thought was how attracted they are to me, which I guess is kinda the same thing
That’s useless, I already know the answer, it’s “not at all”
How willingly would they put up with me for a while?
It’s more useful for some people. Even then, you never know. Attraction is weird sometimes.
Recency of last wank would be an interesting one
friend gets back from the bathroom and their number has gone down near zero
Oh shit, I didn’t think of romantic compatibility.
man its going to drive you crazy when you are really far from those bushes. like in another country.