Hehe: innocent little chuckle

Hehehe: mischief

Hehehehe: devious plotting

I love me some pickles

That wasn’t even one of my guesses, but it makes sense. Flood raft and danger pheromones were my guesses.

Paul Allen’s happy trail

I don’t think you understand. Axe is the lesser evil with certain 14-18 year old boys. The alternative is heinous body odor. Showers are an “also ran”.

No, trains are stupid. We need cars. Well, we need trucks. And we could get a lot more efficiency if we added more trailers to the trucks and made them bigger so we’d need fewer drivers;. And dedicated lanes for the trucks! And since we’re giving them their own lane, we could optimize it by changing the material on the wheels and the road to resist rolling friction, maybe steel on steel? And since truckers tend to doze off, we could make grooves in the road so they stay on course…

Goddamn it!

“All corners of the globe” and “pre-date the ice age”, obviously, but what’s number three?

We had one, in no time it was popping up in every one of our pots.

As to growing in cracks, Saxifragales, the order to which Kalanchoe belongs, literally means “rock breaker”. It’s an incredibly morphologically diverse and interesting order.

If people can’t tell that he doesn’t give a flying fuck about anything except pushing people around, doesn’t matter who or about what, they’re fucking idiots.

I’ve been spending more time on Facebook, to get sort of a bead on the general consensus. Even accounting for bots, there are a lot of fucking idiots in this country.

or offering it at a really shitty price

Advertising budget has to come from somewhere. If you can afford to inundate me with constant ads, then I know your product costs way more than it needs to.

Because you’ll never be quenched. Actions have consequences.

You frickin frick

Extremely loosely based. Like, almost no actual story similarities. They kind of adapted the premise, to a degree, but that’s about it.

Still an enjoyable show, but not really representative of either Dirk Gently book. The books are really really good, if you like Adams’ writing. I had to stop at least once per page reading Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul to sit and appreciate a fantastic sentence.

If you go after the big ones, the worst they’ll do is say “Hey, stop that” as you walk out the door.

It’s not inconceivable that mass shoplifting of food would be an effective preparatory step for a general strike.

Not that I would condone illegal actions, simply making observations.