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violet08@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

calm down in the gulf guys i need to see my bf

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calm down in the gulf guys i need to see my bf

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violet08@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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    Damn, violet hitting us with the lvl2 kink

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    Everyone who thinks this is weird is wrong. Every woman I’ve been in a relationship with loves the smell of my pits unless they’re really stinky. Often I’ll think I’m too smelly but it’s like catnip to them.

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      Yeah but you’re not supposed to say it.

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        True, we don’t want to encourage single men not to bathe.

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    “Hands in the air” as soon as my partner comes home

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    Does he ask the same of you or is it a one way situation?

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      one way

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        Is he like my father? When he raises his arms, it smells of death 2 metres away… And you have to run to another room for air?

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          People usually prefer a slight smell tho i sniff female armpits so there might be a difference influenced by genders here.

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    This is my wife after getting a wiff. She is really not into my armpit smell.

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      Same with my wife

      But I can get smelly enough that I find it unpleasant in a couple hours XD

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      Same, although my BO can defeat 72h deodorant in under 6h.

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        New summer Olympic event.

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    Is that tube going to an oxygen canister or another armpit?

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      Taint

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    Shouldn’t this be on the fence memes comm? No complaints tho

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      Nah, shiposting is now hornyposting. One day a poster will come with a kink for shit and we’ll come full circle.

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