Buy Bit Coin
You a lesbian
You ADHD transgender
You fucking dumbass.
Suck. My. Balls.
(He’d think it’s fucking hilarious)
You’re a girl
Four words technically
Bitcoin hits 120k
Bitcoin hits 277k
Not worth too much for me. Better is: Rheinmetall hits 1800€
“Don’t waste.”
Diagnose for ADHD
I’m you…!
To my presumption this is 3 words, and the 18 year old me is not going to blindly believe any sudden random 3 words said.
Sell Bitcoin 2025
This tells myself to first buy Bitcoin so I have some to sell. Then gives me the year it was at the highest peak. By then I’ll be intrigued and will be paying attention. I may not hit exactly March which was the highest point but I’ll still be much better off.
damn, and I thought I was original …
I was even wondering if 2025 counts as one word for a while
I mean, why not just encrypt more data points in a large number string?
A1Z26 cipher 19,5,14,4,14,21,4,5,19
Past self: “oh look an old person having a stroke”
Buy Google
Edit- I remember telling my dad this; it occurs to me now he may not have had the liquid funds to invest that I at the time assumed he did
Amazon in 2010 was like 75 a share
You’re a bottom.
go to therapy
‘Read this book’ as I hand him a guidebook for the next decade or two.
