TheOrcWhoWrites@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agoGuinness wasn't proud of this one.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square71linkfedilinkarrow-up1154arrow-down13
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minus-squareredlemace@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up34arrow-down1·4 days agoI only feel sorry for the Guinness World Record judge
minus-squareBilly_fuccboi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·4 days agoI just imagine them being very clinical about it. Just standing there with a clicker in one hand and a timer in the other.
minus-squarefinallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·4 days ago“Wait a minute, sir, I have to call my boss. Walter, do we count dry orgasms?”
minus-squareanswersplease77@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 days agothere gotta be smell/texture/viscosity standards for the judges to know what counts
minus-squareredlemace@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·4 days agoYet 48hrs before the ‘event’ at Guiness HQ
minus-squareAlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 days agoFunky cheese, relevant username
I only feel sorry for the Guinness World Record judge
I just imagine them being very clinical about it. Just standing there with a clicker in one hand and a timer in the other.
“Wait a minute, sir, I have to call my boss. Walter, do we count dry orgasms?”
there gotta be smell/texture/viscosity standards for the judges to know what counts
Yet 48hrs before the ‘event’ at Guiness HQ
You gotta at least wear eye protection.
Imagine the smell 🤢
Pineappley?
Cummy
Funky cheese, relevant username