- cross-posted to:
- technology@beehaw.org
- cross-posted to:
- technology@beehaw.org
The company compiled information from franchisees and guests on how to measure friendliness, resulting in the fast food chain training its AI system to recognize certain words and phrases, such as “welcome to Burger King,” “please,” and “thank you.” Managers can then ask the AI assistant how their location is performing on friendliness.
even in finland burgerking employees had strange wibe to them, i dont like that place.
Am I the odd one out to be relieved when the people working feel comfortable to just ‘be’?
Give me the quiet guy who will say “hi” and “cya”, over: "heLLLOOooo, welcome to Chucks Fuck ‘n’ Suck, we tug 'em and sugg 'em, what can we do you 'fer?“
I already wasn’t eating BK. And this makes me want to even less. The fake/forced “friendliness” I personally find off-putting. It’s like Chick-fil-a they have to say “my pleasure”. Just some force creepy cult vibes (for some very mediocre food). Idk, maybe it’s me, but knowing someone is being micro-enslaved (sorry, “managed”) just rubs me the very wrong way.
Plus side, my hatred for AI and all these places forcing it on customers, I’ve spent WAY less money eating out and have been eating way better. So silver lining I suppose.
The Fallout style corporate dystopia isn’t coming in the future. It’s today. It’s right now.
Jesus Christ. I don’t trust any syrupy cheerful, fake happy, overly polite, “I’m sooo sooorry you had the slightest inconvenience” type customer service. No, I’ve done that job. You know you don’t give a shit. I know you don’t give a shit. You know I know you don’t give a shit. We both know you can barely afford to live. The world is spiraling. Pretending otherwise is insufferable. Just be honest and give it to me jaded, bitter, and cynical like we both deserve.
Does “thanks, mother fucker, have shit ass day, and please go fuck yourself” bring up my numbers?
The AI says you have a 120% compliance rate.
Not like I was going to burger king anyway but this is a solid reason not to
This is the worst timeline. 1984 was a warning not an instruction manual.
My SO works at a callcenter and they get dinged for the use of what they call “tragic phrases.” These include, but aren’t limited to:
- “Unfortunately”
- Words/phrases that imply uncertainty like “should”
- Words/phrases that imply non-commitment like “I can’t do that” or “that’s against policy” or “that’s not my dept”
- So-called sloppy words/phrases like “No problem” or “hold on just a sec”
Its fucking ridiculous. They pay some outside vendor for training and guidelines.
As a customer, I would feel much more comfortable talking to someone who doesn’t sound like they have a gun to their head.
In my younger days, I worked for U-Haul. They had these preloaded speeches you were supposed to adhere to when someone called. I am sure they felt it maximized sales. One for trailer/truck rental, another for storage, etc. I never liked acting as a robot, so I free-formed the calls (I’m a people person!). I was/and am quite customer focused, so I was good at answering the phone. Up until I got fired for not following the canned company diatribe. They had a call center dedicated to calling around the country to test employees. I failed twice.
That sounds exactly the kind of ridiculous stuff companies would do. Let me guess, they did not check any recordings of your calls and how you actually handled customers. Just “you failed this pointless metric”.
As if that were the reason people don’t go to Burger King
The last time I had BK that wasn’t trash was at the Honolulu airport, that was October 2024 and I think I’ve stopped at BK once since and it was horrible. Not to mention Canadian sizes are much much smaller it seems. Like fuck I used to buy the chicken sandwichs and now they are like half the size and the chickens shit
They’re not supposed to put chicken shit on the sandwich unless you specifically request it.
It’s a part of the paty now, it comes from the chicken so it’s considered chicken according to the FDA
I learn something new every day, thanks bud.








