Because they chose words and sounds purely based on whether they sounded pretty.
Ignore me. This thought was based on false information that I neglected to fact check 😔 learned my lesson there! Apologies for any hard feelings!
Source of correction: a literal linguist 🤦♂️
… as opposed to English, which was carefully crafted by experts scientifically putting each word in exactly the right place and deriving the most consistently logical system of orthography.
Of all the languages I think English is pretty high in the vibe list. A bit of this, a bit of that, who knows or cares how well it works.
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Nah, English is the result of splicing together llm output, two stack overflow answers and some custom code with a
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