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minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·20 hours agobecause in the US you can’t kill yourself. if you try and fail you’ll be charged with a crime. corpses don’t generate profit. you will work until you die of “natural causes”.
minus-squaresome_kind_of_guy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·12 hours agoStill fine to go get the TV, though, yeah? I’m trying to complete my home theatre setup
minus-squarenightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·18 hours agoFortunately, suicide by cop is a sure thing. Point a pencil in their direction and they’ll empty a clip on you.
minus-square[deleted]@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·13 hours agoTheir aim sucks though, so have fun recovering in the ER where they won’t let you die.
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up2·12 hours agoJust don’t attempt to assassinate the president. Or else you risk getting arrested and having your shirt taken off, it’s all just a really uncomfortable interaction and not worth it.
because in the US you can’t kill yourself. if you try and fail you’ll be charged with a crime.
corpses don’t generate profit. you will work until you die of “natural causes”.
Still fine to go get the TV, though, yeah? I’m trying to complete my home theatre setup
Fortunately, suicide by cop is a sure thing. Point a pencil in their direction and they’ll empty a clip on you.
Their aim sucks though, so have fun recovering in the ER where they won’t let you die.
Just don’t attempt to assassinate the president. Or else you risk getting arrested and having your shirt taken off, it’s all just a really uncomfortable interaction and not worth it.