Inedible as in anything that isn’t food (ranging from something that would be dangerous, like glass, poisonous plants, or uranium, to something that is safe to eat but unpleasant with no nutritional value, like cardboard.) Eating the thing will be safe and painless.
The rich
Best meal.
The Sun.
I shall eat the Sun.
Arbys
goth latina pussy
A copy of Elder Scrolls VI.
As much gold flakes and small nuggets as I can eat. Technically safe to eat, then payday next time I need to use the toilet.
Why not just cronch up a whole bar?
is the thing tastey and nutritious or I can just eat it as a party trick? I guess im saying whats the end game with this ability?
I love how this question popped up right under a relevant comic -
You’d barely be able to taste a 1/3 cup of bleach in those cupcakes. Nobody understands flavors these days.
Human selfishness.
I choose to eat the social construct of monetary wealth. Say goodbye to capitalism, it’s in My belly
Dang, you’ve really thought this out huh?
Until you shit it out and then we are back to square one.
Enshittified
Just with extra shit…
Yeah no difference then i guess.
Candles. They smell great — I wonder how they’d taste if they were edible.
I imagine it’s something like those weird-ass wax juice bottle shaped “candy” things.
Funny you mentioned that. Tried it for the first time just yesterday. I guess I manifested tasting wax haha.
Edible candles do exist, they’re made of beeswax or tallow instead
They don’t taste great, but edible
According to a random Quora user that I trust with my life, you can eat small amounts of candle wax! Although, even if I were told it’s poisonous I’d still probably lick a candle.
Sunlight: I’m gonna save so much money photosynthesizing instead of eating.
If humans ate through photosynthesis, the capitalists would have already found a way to monetize access to sunlight
I was thinking Debt; just, somehow, eat it. But your idea could grow on me.
Damn, I think debt might be better
By eating it, would that mean it’s just instantly paid off or do the lenders just lose any record of you taking a loan? The answer would either mean an infinite money glitch or very confused accountants and getting blacklisted by banks
Plot twist: you have to live in Greenland from October to April and on Antarctica the rest of the time.
The rich.
Hey, I said inedible.
You said it could be something dangerous to eat.
Fine, just bring me their inedible bones, they can keep the rest
The greed in everyones hearts
U gonna get fat
A Billionaire maybe
Im not sure that’d count, as while there are social and legal repercussions and a higher risk of a few diseases, human meat, billionaire or not, isnt inheritly toxic or such, and does contain nutritional value.
Just the spine, then? Not even the marrow, just the bones themselves
An inedible part of a billionaire like Kim Kardashian’s silicone butt cheeks ^___^
this is my answer too!!
