I don’t know but the internet seems hell bent on trying to make me aware of this guy.

Remember when people used to gain some measure of celebrity because they had interesting ideas, or were talented, or funny?

How about actually improving the lives of those you represent (your actual fucking job) instead?

Oh, that’s definitely not his job.

You need someone who can cut across that.

That’s not him though. He could be the most pure, righteous, moral person on the planet but if there’s a D next to his name the crazies aren’t going to even consider voting for him.

I just can’t with religious people any more. If they fervently believe in that stuff what other nonsense have they bought in to?

If you need to peel a bunch of cloves, put them in a small mason jar and shake the shit out of it.

Fucking cows, how do they work?

Not like they’ll ever learn the right lessons from any of this anyway.

Their paychecks depend on it.

That’s a dinner plate carrier.

The shitty way it’s attached speaks volumes.

You should buy him and name him Dragonballs.