Inedible as in anything that isn’t food (ranging from something that would be dangerous, like glass, poisonous plants, or uranium, to something that is safe to eat but unpleasant with no nutritional value, like cardboard.) Eating the thing will be safe and painless.
I’ve had dreams of crunching on rocks, not completely unlike the dude from the never ending story. But there is something about the smell of hot asphalt. I know, I’m weird. But something about that smell is intoxicating.
“Where shall we have dinner?”
“Lets eat up the road”
“No thanks, I don’t like asphalt”
Live fastphalt, eat asphalt.
You know what they say about that? It’s your own asphalt.
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