• VeryFrugal@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    92·
    4 days ago

    Higher access to vagina

    Access to new and improved body parts

    Unlimited access to conversation*

    * Restrictions per Terms and Services apply

    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
      111·
      3 days ago

      Higher access to vagina

      My guy if you want higher access into the vagina, that’s on you, grow a longer dick

      Unlimited access to conversation*

      That comes as part of the base plan. “Access to limiting conversation” would be the subscription bonus

        • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
          15·
          3 days ago

          Are you married? Do you understand the compromises and social management that goes into making a marriage with kids work?

            • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
              12·
              3 days ago

              OK, so you do understand that sometimes one ends up being in an emotionally support role by default, leading to many conversations where you’re assisting the person and sometimes it gets draining. Which is why “unlimited conversation” wouldn’t be in the higher tier, since it doesn’t specify the nature of the conversation.

              Also, I tried to call it out, because there was a thread where some asshole was trying to imply you should feed babies and toddlers (0-3 year olds) vegan diets, they had nothing to do with having their own kids.

              https://lemmy.world/post/41808560/21667181