
Uh oh, I’m in danger.

oh nm she just wanted a lap to sleep on
Once a stoat wandered through my apartment. At the time I had a bit of a mouse problem. It was so surreal seeing this white noodle slink across my floor like a living squirmle.
Evolutionary origin of ADHD?
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“He’s got huge, sharp - eh - he can leap about - look at the bones!”
So it’s probably a bad idea to get a Weasel as a pet if you have cats, huh.
Edit: Or even a small dog
Can confirm. I had a ferret that would jump onto the back of our terrier after war dancing around it. After witnessing that a few times we kept them separated. Our dog had no chill and didn’t want to play that way.
Over the course of 2 decades I had 8 different ferrets. They all did this; it was adorable and hilarious.
Twice the size of them…selves?
yeah wtf is that sentence. I think they meant “stoats hunt animals twice their size” and royally fucked it
Yeah, I wish there was more crossover between c/science_memes and c/grammar_and_composition_memes. What does that last sentence mean at all?
No punctuation either its like they just typed it out as it came to mind and they hit enter does anyone want a sandwich
Can we get one as a *Souls boss?
The writing on this though
…Wait until you read about how they feed/eat. Fucking brutal.
I R Baboon
They’re just Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance fans, don’t worry about it.
@rickyrigatoni@retrolemmy.com your people
At first I was a little annoyed by the change of “Revolt” messenger to “Stoat.”
…I like it better now!








