cross-posted from: https://piefed.social/c/interestingasfuck/p/1782761/man-trains-crows-to-attack-maga-hats
In a particularly creative expression of anti-MAGA sentiment, a man who goes by the username “biz_dave” says he successfully trained crows to attack MAGA hats. As detailed in a series of posts on Threads, the self-proclaimed “big nerd” and “very part-time artist” stuck some tasty treats, including “peanuts, chicken scraps, mealworms, and dog kibble,” underneath a MAGA hat.
“Once they were coming regularly, it was only about three months to get them to the hat removal stage,” biz_dave wrote.
He remembered his Charlemagne
Let my armies be the trees and the rocks and the birds in the sky
Maybe it’ll make them remember their Charlemagne (assuming they ever knew it):
Son, you were mistaken
You are obsolete
Look at all the white men on the street



